All Blog Posts Tagged 'BMI' (1)

Yes, I said it. Santa Claus is morbidly obese. I know it’s not the most popular thing to point out, especially this time of year. Jolly, generous, fun - these are the adjectives we would rather focus on when it comes to Old Saint Nick. And with the several million-cookie diet and minimal amount of physical activity he gets (with elves providing most of the cheap labor these days, and why walk when you can sleigh?) it only stands to reason that Kris Kringle has gotten a bit rotund. Don’t…